About the Broadcaster(aka The Old Guy Behind the Keyboard)
Welcome to the digital retirement home. Let’s get one thing straight: if you’re looking for MLG-level pro plays and lightning-fast reflexes, you took a wrong turn on the information superhighway. My reaction times are operating on a 1998 56k modem, and if I stand up too fast, my knees sound like popping bubble wrap.
Anheus Gaming is a broadcast built for those of us with mortgages, lower back pain, and absolutely zero tolerance for teenage drama. Whether we're getting hunted by sweaty try-hards in Warzone, standing in the fire during a WoW raid because our carpal tunnel flared up, or spending an hour complaining about how games "used to be better," the goal is simple: escape reality for a few hours.
No toxic meltdowns. No raging (Unless your name is ANHEUS). Just pure, unadulterated, average gameplay fueled by ibuprofen and sheer stubbornness. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, but please, don't ask me to carry you. I already threw my back out.
Broadcast Schedule (Subject to Spouse Aggro)
Look, we all have jobs, families, and responsibilities. These times are "approximate" at best. If the live badge isn't on, it means the lawn needed mowing, the router needs a reboot, or I fell asleep in my ergonomic chair at 8:30 PM.
The Armory
(Proof That Disposable Income Can't Buy Skill)
Battle Station — PC
- CPU AMD Ryzen 7 7700 (Processing my mistakes at high speeds)
- GPU NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5060Ti
- RAM 32 GB DDR5
- Storage 4 TB NVMe SSD (Mostly filled with games I bought on Steam sales and will never play)
- Motherboard MSI PRO B650-VS WIFI III
- Cooling 240 mm AIO Liquid Cooler (To keep the PC from sweating as much as our lobbies)
- Case Mid-Tower ATX — Dark Steel
- OS Windows 11
Peripherals & Capture
- Monitor Samsung - 37" Odyssey G75F 4K 165Hz (So I can see exactly who sniped me)
- Keyboard Corsair K100 Optical-Mechanical Gaming Keyboard with Corsair OPX Switch (Loud enough to annoy anyone else in the house)
- Mouse Corsair Dark Core Pro
- Headset Corsair Void Elite Wireless
- Mic Shure SM7B with GoXLR Soundboard (To ensure my heavy sighing is broadcast in studio quality)
- Camera Logitech 1080p Pro
- Capture Elgato 4k Pro
- Lighting Elgato Key Light Neo